do you ever think “how can that person be so stupid….”

i do. every damn day about my mother. she is so stupid, whether she’s acting or not. she’s either down right stupid or she’s acting that stupid, and that itself is plain stupid. she asks me why im in a bad mood this morning, why i dont want to be at work. GEE. i wonder. she wonders why i dont want to work until 7 tonight. GEE. let me think. ive only told her like three fucking times now. but. im not my sister, and kevzo isn’t my sister’s boyfriend. so of course. why would she remember, or even care.


but the real question is has nemo found himself

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caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

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my essay isn’t done but i sure am

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Ummmmm. Whatchya doin Dean? Lol
I got a smile out of him and I didn’t have to torture him! #me #boyfriend #kevzo #relationship

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

This actually made me fucking cry.